Messy breakups and divorces are one of the ugliest things in the world. Not a single person gets married with the idea of divorce on their mind, but along the way, some things tend to happen – life happens.
Those who were in love just grow apart and end up leaving their partner for someone else. It could be anyone’s fault and it could be both of your faults. Relationships are complicated and when they end they can make a real mess.
So a guy wrote a letter to his wife
Here you have a guy who wrote his wife a letter before he left her. If it happens you know who the man is, find him and beat his teeth out! Here’s the letter:
I’m writing this letter to you to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell…
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You must feel sorry for the guy, right? Do keep reading…
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want me or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Sister? What sister? Who said anything about a sister?
Now, I can’t begin to imagine how devastated she felt when she was done reading. Raise your hand if you’re as mad as I am at the moment. The GIF pretty much sums it all up.
Unfortunately for the husband, the wife had a scathing response of her own…
What you’re about to read might make you find and beat the guy even harder. Make sure you read her letter thoroughly…
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you and I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn’t work.
Well, not only is he a jerk, but he’s also a clueless jerk
Keep reading because he’s about to get served!
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was just a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this I still loved you & felt we could work it out.
So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica but when I got home you were gone… Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Rich As Hell & Free!
And here’s the sting – hope you’re ready for it
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.
Faith in humanity restored! Let’s just hope she found herself a nice guy in Jamaica!